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A Princess of Mars - Edgar Rice Burroughs, John Seelye


Oooh! I get it now, if you are humanoid looking you are good but the green men of mars are ugly and therefore savage and bloodthirsty. So beautiful equals good and ugly equals savage in this book. Awesome~!



And now the savage martians who kidnapped our brave hero have brought a prisoner from war into the camp. A lovely, humanoid female with black hair who is of course naked. BTW, he is naked as well and goes around jumping with no clothes on. 




This book is all kinds of cracktastics. The concepts are really good but the writing is atrocious.